Text: Bessie wake up. Wake up now.
Text: Ugh what.
It’s about my kids!
Your what.
My babies!!
Oh jesus c are you fucking pregnant or some shit
Alright miss crankypants.
It’s a 6 am here
JUST LISTEN
ok what
My kids are going to yale
Excuse me?
My KIDS ARE GOIN TO YALLLEEEE BITCHES
more information.
I’m in that guy Dan’s closet. There’s a shit ton of Yale shit in here. OUR KIDS ARE LEGACY. GAME OVER THIS IS REAL THIS IS HAPPENING.
OMG!!!!! You know what. Congratulations. This is a great day.
They’re gonna row CREW. They’re going to ride horses. One of them’s named Sebastian and the other will be Hope or whatever.
Whitney
Hattie
Cecilia
Rose
Tinsley
EXACTLY
Well, I guess you’re all set then
I GUESS SO.
Ok I’m going back to sleep now. We’ll hammer out the partics later
Bess. Guess what else.
Oh g-d what.
Did you know that the Yale bulldog is the oldest university mascot in the country?
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Bess? Did you?
