Text: Bessie wake up. Wake up now.
Text: Ugh what.
It’s about my kids!
Oh jesus c are you fucking pregnant or some shit
Alright miss crankypants.
It’s a 6 am here
My kids are going to yale
My KIDS ARE GOIN TO YALLLEEEE BITCHES
I’m in that guy Dan’s closet. There’s a shit ton of Yale shit in here. OUR KIDS ARE LEGACY. GAME OVER THIS IS REAL THIS IS HAPPENING.
OMG!!!!! You know what. Congratulations. This is a great day.
They’re gonna row CREW. They’re going to ride horses. One of them’s named Sebastian and the other will be Hope or whatever.
Well, I guess you’re all set then
I GUESS SO.
Ok I’m going back to sleep now. We’ll hammer out the partics later
Bess. Guess what else.
Oh g-d what.
Did you know that the Yale bulldog is the oldest university mascot in the country?
Bess? Did you?